Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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