dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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