I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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