Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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