i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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