I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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