yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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