before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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