Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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