I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Found your dick twin last night
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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