wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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