I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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