:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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