Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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