so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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