just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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