i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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