I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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