You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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