There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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