community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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