it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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