So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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