This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
her vagine was all disorganized.
either way he was missing a nipple.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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