I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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