so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Life is so much better after having sex.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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