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Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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