Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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