it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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