Duck Duck Cougar?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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