just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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