well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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