We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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