you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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