Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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