This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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