Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
how does that bad decision feel?
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