real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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