Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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