ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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