so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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