Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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