hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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