"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
