I wannas sexs uuuuu
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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