Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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