You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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