By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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