I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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