Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Randomize
