got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
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