And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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