i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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