chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
zippers are such a cool invention
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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