Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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