Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Do vagina's smell?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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